Um, what?!

So, I've passed by this store a couple of times, but always when I was in a van full of 6th graders and it would have been QUITE inappropriate for me to pull out my camera and take a picture. But today when Amy and I went to lunch, I had the perfect opportunity. This place just baffles me. I mean, really, what is the alternative to "condoms to go"? Nevermind, I don't think I want to know!